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To become Verminator's friend I will
name my first-born child after him 0%
perform fellatio on him (attractive females only please) 20%
enter into a period of indentured servitude where his every whim is my command 0%
follow him everywhere and dive into any puddles he may encounter to form a human bridge in order to prevent his shoes from getting wet 20%
vote up everything he posts to Adequacy with several dozen accounts 20%
other (please be creative if you wish to be considered for friendship) 40%

Votes: 5

 I'm going to win the lottery

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Oct 13, 2001
I advise those of you who may wish to try and gain my favor to start doing so now as the line will get considerably longer once my victory becomes official.
After I finished work tonight I decided I didn't want to go back on Monday. So I drove down to the local gas station and bought a winning lottery ticket. The winning number should be announced tomorrow.

I think I'll relocate to Las Vegas once I've won so I can spend the majority of my time gambling and drinking.


you are wrong (none / 0) (#1)
by psych wanderer on Sat Oct 13th, 2001 at 02:31:16 PM PST
nope- I'm going to win this weekend
psych wanderer
"The thing I miss the most is my mind"

I must have bought the wrong ticket (none / 0) (#2)
by Verminator on Sun Oct 14th, 2001 at 03:11:40 PM PST
I didn't win.

Next week I'll be sure to buy the winning one.


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