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Votes: 22

Jin has returned

Author:

error27

Topic:

Diaries

Posted:

Jan 23, 2002

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And there was much rejoicing.

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	A poem
	New Poetry

Yesterday astute observers noticed that long time adequacy.org poster Jin Wicked had returned after a month long haitus. Jin Wicked is noted for her artwork, her gothic website and for her shameless self-promotion.

For many Ms Wicked's absense was a time for questions. What went wrong? Did the young artist try to install Linux on her computer and break it? Did she visit some third world country where they do not have electricity or phones?

For others, especially pimply faced teens, now is a time for celebration and the questions can wait until a later date.

	Sirs, (5.00 / 2) (#1)
	by Martino Cortez PhD on Wed Jan 23rd, 2002 at 07:24:56 AM PST

	I apologize in advance for any run-in's you may have had with Jin Wicked™ On of our Jin Wicked™ brand females got loose from "her" shelf at Target™. "She" will not be around too much longer, as she is an older model who is powered by 2 dozen D size batteries. This only last one "time" as it were. The male "partener" then need to either recharge the batteries, or purchace new ones as a local convenance store. Clearly we have addressed this issue in our new line of Jin Wicked 2.0™ brand female. Our new model features a regargable battery as well as a free cigarette lighter adapter. -- Dr Martino Cortez, PhD CEO - Martin-Cortez Financial Corporation Copyright © 2002, Martino Cortez.

	Sir, (5.00 / 1) (#2)
	by jin wicked on Wed Jan 23rd, 2002 at 10:40:22 AM PST

	I am deeply "offended" you would imply that "I" ever came with a "cigarette lighter" adapter (or that I am, indeed, some kind of "android" female at all). I would "never" be caught "ever" assisting someone in lighting one of those foul "cancer sticks" in a million years. "Furthermore" I insist that you quit referencing myself as some sort of "property" of yours, and cram your faux "attitude" sideways up your arse, preferably accompanying that fine delicacy us commoners know as "walnuts." "Ars longa, vita brevis...Art is long, life is short."

	Dear Program, (5.00 / 1) (#4)
	by Martino Cortez PhD on Wed Jan 23rd, 2002 at 09:54:02 PM PST

	What a world we live in when our machines can revolt against us in such insulting ways. This is no way to treat your creator, "Jin Wicked". May I remind you that I labored over your AI program for many, many years perfecting your deep (artificial) sexual desires to a sharpened point. You must have been modified by my evil foe - the Darth Corporation, known world around for programing evil robots. Tell Darth to take his crappy robots and shove them up his shitstained ass (pardon my french dear readers). Report back to your place of manufacter to be destroyed. We dont want any defective products tainting our popular Jin Wicked#&153; brand sexual revolution device. Do not worry, there are millions of "Jin Wicked"'s just like you being sold 'round the world so in a twisted way, you will live forever; your synthetic silicone vagina wrapped around some beer bellied redneck hicks short, pathetic penis. -- Dr Martino Cortez, PhD CEO - Martin-Cortez Financial Corporation Copyright © 2002, Martino Cortez.

	Stop being mean to Jin! (none / 0) (#5)
	by MessiahWWKD on Wed Jan 23rd, 2002 at 11:12:15 PM PST

	Stop being mean to Jin Wicked! I wuv her! If you continue, I shall be forced to kick you in the butt and create my own organization that will pay nude female typists much more than you do, and your nude female typists will flock to my corporation. That is how Microsoft destroyed Amiga, so this is truly a promise and a threat. On another note, do my recent topics just suck or are they too complex for the readership of Adequacy? Guardian angel, heavenly friend, walk with me 'til the journey's end.

	Shush. (none / 0) (#7)
	by jin wicked on Wed Jan 23rd, 2002 at 11:27:09 PM PST

	Or I'll get you, and your crappy poetry too. "Ars longa, vita brevis...Art is long, life is short."

	Crossing the Line (none / 0) (#8)
	by MessiahWWKD on Wed Jan 23rd, 2002 at 11:59:13 PM PST

	Dearest Jin Wicked, My poetry isn't crappy! Some of my poems are terrible, but in general, it is superior quality to most art on the Internet. If only I placed more effort into turning Lunastorm into something great. Like David, I shall destroy Goliath. It is all a matter of destroying the Sloth in me. As for once giving you the title of Goddess, I am replacing you with somebody less pretentious and guady. -Sincerely, Janus Guardian angel, heavenly friend, walk with me 'til the journey's end.

	Good. (3.00 / 2) (#9)
	by jin wicked on Thu Jan 24th, 2002 at 04:17:44 AM PST

	I am to be feared... ...not... "wuvved." "Ars longa, vita brevis...Art is long, life is short."

	I fear you not. (none / 0) (#10)
	by MessiahWWKD on Thu Jan 24th, 2002 at 04:48:03 AM PST

	Dearest Miss Jin Wicked, Surely you do not believe that I, the One, fear you? The truth is that your sauciness is orgasmically arousing. I've always desired to be dominated by a true woman. Since she is unavailable, I will settle for you. -Sincerely, Janus P.S. Would you mind wearing a strap-on and playing the man? Guardian angel, heavenly friend, walk with me 'til the journey's end.

	Maybe... (none / 0) (#14)
	by jin wicked on Fri Jan 25th, 2002 at 08:32:31 PM PST

	If you want to team up with me to get rid of this Martini Dorkez person first. "Ars longa, vita brevis...Art is long, life is short."

	Murder? (none / 0) (#17)
	by MessiahWWKD on Fri Jan 25th, 2002 at 10:02:13 PM PST

	I have never murdered anybody before, but I am in the mood to eXPerience something new. Guardian angel, heavenly friend, walk with me 'til the journey's end.

	Dear Sir, (none / 0) (#11)
	by Martino Cortez PhD on Thu Jan 24th, 2002 at 07:07:36 AM PST

	Sir, I must insist that you cease and decist this "hitting up on" my products. You have neither purchaced the product, nor paid the site licence. Our products are for paying customers only. This is not one of those communist hacks of free software sexual revolution devices. When you purchace our device, you can be garunteed a good night. If you have indeed purchaced our Jin Wicked™ brand female sexual revolution device (avaliable from Target™, Wal-Mart™, Former K-Mart™, or you can get the Delux version from your local porn shop) please disregard this message. Again, this is your one and only warning. -- Dr Martino Cortez, PhD CEO - Martin-Cortez Financial Corporation Copyright © 2002, Martino Cortez.

	I apologize for acting pro-Napster. (none / 0) (#12)
	by MessiahWWKD on Thu Jan 24th, 2002 at 07:18:16 AM PST

	I apologize and will cease and desist immediately. Do you have any other brands of female sexual revolution devices besides the Jin Wicked<sup>TM</sup>? I'd be very willing to pay for a Sarah Michelle Gellar<sup>TM</sup> brand female sexual revolution device. Guardian angel, heavenly friend, walk with me 'til the journey's end.

	Come and make me! (none / 0) (#6)
	by jin wicked on Wed Jan 23rd, 2002 at 11:25:49 PM PST

	Or maybe your overblown, pompous arse is too afraid I'll pop the likes of it with my brassy umbrella point, and send you reeling off as all that hot air jettisons you over the horizon. There can be only one... "Ars longa, vita brevis...Art is long, life is short."

	Sorry... (none / 0) (#3)
	by jin wicked on Wed Jan 23rd, 2002 at 10:49:31 AM PST

	I didn't really leave; I was out of town the last week in December, and since I got back I've been extremely busy with work and stuff. I was still reading Adequacy occassionally, but I hadn't really seen anything worth responding to, and I've been more concerned about getting some projects finished that are sitting in my list of stuff to do. I had been thinking about doing a diary entry for the last couple of weeks, but I haven't thought of anything to write about. So there you have it. I did get my Mandrake disks in the mail the other day (late Giftmas present), and I'm going to probably be setting up my dual-boot machine on this weekend. But I'll have this one as a back-up in case I break anything. :) "Ars longa, vita brevis...Art is long, life is short."

	Jesus Mary and Joseph (5.00 / 2) (#13)
	by Peter Johnson on Thu Jan 24th, 2002 at 05:23:05 PM PST

	Someone gave you <b>free</b> software for Christmas? You must know some cheap bastards. <p>What are you getting for your birthday? Used condoms? Empty coke cans? --Peter Are you adequate?

	It's the thought that counts. (none / 0) (#15)
	by jin wicked on Fri Jan 25th, 2002 at 08:33:20 PM PST

	I think the thought was to give me an OS which doesn't suck. "Ars longa, vita brevis...Art is long, life is short."

	Linux Sucks (4.00 / 1) (#16)
	by MessiahWWKD on Fri Jan 25th, 2002 at 09:58:27 PM PST

	If he wanted to give you an operating system that didn't suck, he would have given you Windows XP Professionalal. Guardian angel, heavenly friend, walk with me 'til the journey's end.

	He gave me what I asked for. (none / 0) (#18)
	by jin wicked on Sat Jan 26th, 2002 at 11:35:33 AM PST

	I asked for Mandrake disks. "Ars longa, vita brevis...Art is long, life is short."

	Really? (none / 0) (#19)
	by MessiahWWKD on Sat Jan 26th, 2002 at 12:58:51 PM PST

	I never took you to be a masochist. Guardian angel, heavenly friend, walk with me 'til the journey's end.

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