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...is the subject for another investigation.  Adequacy's on it, you can be
 sure.  
  
But Bill Gates and Steve Jobs aren't promoting a 
 communist operating system, which is what Lunix is,
 no matter if it disguises itself as BSD or Minix.
(Yes, I know about Darwin, and rest assured, people
 are watching "Apple" closely.  Very closely.)
  
None of this gets Torvalz off the hook, no matter
 what dirt you dig up about other people.  That would
 be pure moral relativism.
  
You concede he has a Russian accent?  And would you
 be so kind as to admit openly that you have never
 heard what a native speaker of Finnish sounds like
 in English?  You have no idea what Linux ought
 to sound like.  So you just try to confuse things
 with all this blather about dialects.  Linux does 
not speak a "dialect" of English.  He speaks English
 as a second language, with a heavy accent.  Unlike
 you, I know Russian-accented English, and I know
 Finnish-Accented English (my whole family comes from
 Iowa, for crying out loud!) and I'm here to tell
 you that the man has a Russian accent!
  
And he has no history prior to the fall of the Soviet
 Union.  And he promotes hacking (i.e. terrorism).
  And he is pushing a purely Communist philosophy.  And
 he created a Communist operating system.  
  
I'm only a computer scientist, so much of this is 
outside my field of study.  But even I can see the
 major items of evidence against Linux Tovaltos.  
 Imagine what a specialst could uncover!
 
  I do, I do, I do --Bikini Kill
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