Today Mike visited the misty city of Seattle, where he ran one hell of a pep rally at Town Hall.  Unlike the people who fume about him, he sweats charisma.  But since I don't, I'll just offer a few pictures.  Here's how it looks 
outside the 
hall.  The building is surprisingly 
crooked in spots.  For the most part, Michael stood behind a podium and 
talked, whilst 
waving his 
hands.  At certain moments, he became 
blurry or 
elusive.  And finally, there's the 
basement.  
Michael, the great, mentioned a few of his more favorite bits of news.