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Best major to get a Playmate for a girlfriend
Forestry 15%
Computer Science 21%
Applied Optics 15%
Religion 26%
Elementary Education 5%
Physics 15%

Votes: 19

 My brush with a playmate

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Jan 01, 2002
For the first time ever, I am making an entry in the "What happened at last night's party" genre.

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Last night I went to a New Year's party at an old flame's house. It was mostly people who graduated from high school with my sister, so I didn't know most of them.

But I got to meet someone who has actually posed nude for Playboy. She caused quite a bit of controversy last year. I didn't realize who she was, until my sister whispered to me "She's the Playboy chick."

Probably the thing that startled me the most was how unremarkable she was. She was the prettiest girl at the party, for sure, and was one of those females that is hard to look away from. But she was not unusually pretty. Just think of a standard college party, and think of the prettiest girl there, or maybe even the second prettiest. That was her.

Also, I figured she would be tall. But actually, she was quite tiny. She probably wasn't any taller than 5'4". Really, she didn't even have an extremely great body. Just an average skinny girl. Still she was quite beautiful, but it was just weird how normal she was.

Also, get this g**ks. Her boyfriend (a friend of my sister's), is a singer in a rock band, of course. But I asked him how his band was doing, and he said "Not too well. We fired our drummer, and I went back to school." He said he is majoring in computer science.

A CS major with a Playmate girlfriend. If that doesn't blow your mind, I don't know what will.


well i'll be a monkeys uncle (none / 0) (#1)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Jan 1st, 2002 at 11:16:24 AM PST
thats..well..thats just messed up man. so does this mean there is hope? or was her b/f some stud so it didn't matter how much of a geek he was?


Ah, but the point is... (none / 0) (#2)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Jan 1st, 2002 at 11:57:16 AM PST
... that she wasn't an absolutely stunning playmate.

Just wait a year, the relationship will be dead like all relationships are after ~12 months (tops). Oh dear.

Looks aren't everything (none / 0) (#3)
by First Incision on Tue Jan 1st, 2002 at 08:41:27 PM PST
I reallly don't care. I'm pretty certain that any woman that would pose nude for a magazine is probably not my type.
Do you suffer from late-night hacking? Ask your doctor about Protonix.

I never asserted that looks _were_ everything. (none / 0) (#9)
by Anonymous Reader on Wed Jan 2nd, 2002 at 11:29:24 AM PST
Altogether I have to agree with you. Ever met a porn star or suchlike who isn't a hoe?

Although, I am making the assumption that "not your type" == "hoe/skank" and hence "your type" == "non-hoe/skank", among other virtues, hmm?

You either got game or you don't (none / 0) (#4)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Jan 1st, 2002 at 08:48:46 PM PST
A CS major with a Playmate girlfriend. If that doesn't blow your mind, I don't know what will.

Look, almost anything is possible when women are concerned. Who knows what kind of thing turns them on. Anyway, just because the vast majority of CS majors are long-haired sweaty smelly Linux-using losers does not mean they all are.

Maybe he has a 10-inch 'Unit' as I believe you Americans call it.

Would it have killed you... (4.00 / 1) (#5)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Jan 1st, 2002 at 09:42:01 PM PST
to provide a link to a scan of the photo spread, so that we might judge how "normal" this person is for ourselves?

I think you know perfectly well that she's devastatingly attractive, and you're absolutely steaming with jealousy over the fact that she's dating a real Scientist in preference to some two-bit medical technician or other semi-autistic tradesman. This diary entry of yours fools no-one.

You're telling us a sex worker... (none / 0) (#6)
by elenchos on Wed Jan 2nd, 2002 at 12:48:53 AM PST
...has attached herself to someone in the tech industry? This is news to you? Look at the armies of prostitutes and porn actors who have flocked to serve silicon valley.

Why? Well it's either geek charm, or geek money. Which of the two do you think is the prime motivator for a woman to gets naked for a living?

I do, I do, I do
--Bikini Kill

Ho, hum. (3.50 / 2) (#7)
by Anonymous Reader on Wed Jan 2nd, 2002 at 02:42:02 AM PST
Been there, thought that, saw the movie. Call me when you think of something interesting to say.

Interesting Co-Star Credits (none / 0) (#8)
by doofus on Wed Jan 2nd, 2002 at 09:30:13 AM PST
Following the link you provided loads the movie description including co-stars. One of the co-stars was Alicia Klass, whose other credits were included in the IMDB. I think my favorite title was "The Gapes of Wrath."


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